When Dates Conflict or - When It Rains, It Pours

Against my better judgement, I took a small single day event several months out. A couple of weeks later, right before the contract returned, I had an inquiry. It was an extended run event in a desirable locale. It fell over the spot date. The money was good, not great, but the location would make up for that. I agreed to submit, figuring it probably wouldn't happen, but I could buy the original date out.

I absolutely hate to break a contract, even though I leave myself an out. This is how I earn a living, I have to make money when it is offered. Clients read the contract before they sign, so they know there is the possibility, but I don't like being the bad guy.

So, the extended run comes through - almost. I was told to send them the contract, they wanted to check on one more issue, but they wanted me. I did, but I haven't released the other date yet, just in case. I will know within the next week and a half for certain, but it still looks to be a go.

Then, today, I got the text that I am wanted for a national showcase. It falls over the same period. The showcase doesn't pay me, but it is a huge opportunity to be seen by some very important entertainment buyers. Now I've got mixed feelings.

One on hand, if the extended date doesn't come through, I could do the small show and the showcase. On the other, the extended date pays a lot more and I have a family and mortgage. I think I win no matter what, but why does it have to fall on the same period. I have availability AROUND that!

A bit later, I found out that the one week I have set aside in July may interrupt a full 20 day tour. AHHHHHHHHH!

Can you do it for less?

When you mention a fee, you can immediately tell some people had no idea of the cost for a professional entertainer. There is a silence. It happens in person, on the phone and even by e-mail. After the silence, the question comes, "Can you do it for less?"

It has happened a lot lately. "We loved your video, we saw you live, we WANT you! Oh, could you possibly do it for less?" I had one potential client want me to drive 4.5 hours each way, and pay me less than I could make locally. (I seldom work locally.) They even offered to pick up my gas and toll expenses...nice.

[I usually DO NOT drive to events more than 4 hours one way. I fly in for those engagements. This particular event would have required me to provide sound. I agreed and figured driving into the quote.]

I realize these people don't understand. I explain it to them. I have to be compensated for my time. You could get a local act for less. "Oh, but we've had them and they aren't as good as you." Then why do you think I would come out for the same amount AND travel 9 hours to do it?

There is more than just gas and tolls involved. I have to get up early, leave my family, fight traffic for 4.5 hours and make sure I am on site prior to the event. I have to set, sound check, then wait for the performance time, nail the show and leave the audience laughing, then wait for the event to end so I can pack up and load out without interrupting the guests. I then get to climb back in my car and fight traffic for another 4.5 hours to get home.

How do I pay for wear and tear on the car? How do I cover the cost of the hotel room if I get tired and can't drive any further? What about meals? What about setting a portion of that income back for my retirement fund? Insurances? Mortgage? Electric and phone bills? Advertising expenses? Office expenses? Want me to keep going? How about some compensation for actually having a skill? That wasn't just there - I put in years of practice - hours the other guy who you don't want, may not have done.

And you want me for the same amount plus gas & tolls. No.

Please understand, I am not saying I am better than anyone else. I have a great show and I am proud of it. I have clients that rave about my show. And if you want a comedy show that will leave your people laughing, I hope you will consider me. But if you are looking for a bargain, you'll have to look somewhere else. I have a mortgage to pay and a family to support. Sorry.

An Evening Of Comedy

Last night's self promoted show was a success. It wasn't a sell out. In fact, we only sold about half of the house. The main things were - I didn't lose money and we had fun!

The evening started with local comedian Terry Duck. I've known Terry since he was a little kid. When I mentioned I was doing a show locally, he told me if I ever needed an opening act, to let him know. I hired him on the spot, sight unseen. My wife thought I was crazy. We had no idea if he was any good. I had a feeling though, and I was right. He had the audience laughing the second he walked on stage. Great job Terry!

Mike Rose, the Magic Kinda Guy, was up next. Mike's dry wit always wins over the crowd and his Chicken Towel is a riot. If you ever get the chance to see him work, don't miss the show. The two of them warmed up the audience and made my job much easier.

Last night was the official introduction of K.A.R.L. the alien, pictured above. It also saw Baby Billy come on stage for the third time. Both were greeted with laughs. Of course, Dangerous and the Human Puppets stole the show as usual.

I absolutely love working in a legitimate theater. The audience comes to see the show and the feedback and energy make performing a joy. Thanks to everyone who spent their Saturday night with us.

Promoting the show

This coming Saturday will be an experiment. I am promoting my own show in a rented theatre. Professionally, it is known as four walling. I rented the theater, I paid for advertising, promoted the program and hired the opening acts. Hopefully I will earn a profit when all is done. No guarantee.

At one time, everybody in town knew who I was. That's not conceit, it was a small town. Now, the town has grown. I am not known locally because most of my performances involve travel. Five years ago, my show sold out the theatre. Two years ago I split the house between two shows. This time, with one performance, I am hoping to come close to a sell out - but really I have no clue how it will do. I'm not checking with the box office in advance either.

The theater is in my home town, literally a few minutes from my house. We've done promotion through Facebook, posters, postcards, Internet, the Theater's marquee and their newsletters. No radio, no print ads. A local paper with free distribution did a short article on the show. Hopefully these will combine to create a decent house.

Like I said, it is an experiment...

College Shows

A week ago I did a showcase at my first APCA college conference. What a blast, great audience, lots of laughs and bookings to boot! A great introduction to the college market.

Monday I arrived in Florida for a Tuesday college luncheon show. I was a bit nervous. This was the first actual show in the market. Prior to my arrival, I read a comment about the show on the college's FaceBook page. The college announced it and someone wrote a disparaging comment about watching the audience walk away from an untalented clown. Were they even going to give me a chance? Didn't sound like it...

Although it was a noon show, it wasn't in the cafeteria. They set it up in a ballroom of the student union. There was concern the crowd would not show up, but they did. The show went well and the crowd grew in size. In all, a very positive experience and Student Activities was happy! So was I.

Fun With Human Puppets

I have an upcoming showcase for the APCA convention in Verona, NY. The convention is attended by college activities boards. They learn about planning, scheduling, producing and promoting campus events. They also get to have a great time and see some entertainment.

The goal at any showcase or convention is to create a "buzz". You want people talking positively about you. I attended a NACA convention to get a feel for things since I am relatively new in this market. One thing I did realize is that without credentials and a showcase, it is hard to gain serious attention. So at my APCA showcase, I intend to make the most of the moment.

I enjoy designing things, so I created a new Human Puppets logo. The ten minute showcase will feature them since it is one of my most requested routines. The day before my showcase, my agent will be passing out Human Puppet buttons to help generate interest. Following the showcase I will be giving away T-Shirts with the same logo.

I had fun designing the logo and coming up with the promotional ideas. It will be interesting to see how and if it works. In the meantime, you can check out the landing page for the promotion:
HumanPuppets.com

Walking Away

Today I had a very tough decision to make. Early this year, I had started negotiations for a performance. We went back and forth and the client wanted me. I explained everything up front, and the decision was made to hire me. Then things went to the contracting agent.

I had to jump through a few hoops. Their system required certain account set-ups and verifications of my business that needed to be handled. I did everything I could to make it easy for them.

Today the contracting agent called for a scheduled phone meeting. He had a few issues with my terms. The first, that they do not pay deposits, and final payment would be 30 days following the event. I refused the terms. He went on to explain the clauses in "their" contract, and how I am protected as a contractor. I remained silent, and finally told them no thank you.

When I hung up the phone, I wanted to kick myself. First, the money I was passing up was substantial. Very substantial. So why not agree to the stipulation? Lessons of life - hard lessons.

This event may have gone fine and payment may have been exactly as described. But if not, it would have been a nightmare. And experience tells me I made the right decision - but my wallet was still screaming at me.

Comedy In Maryland

Today was full of promotional duties. I have an upcoming show entitled "An Evening Of Adult Comedy" on Saturday, November 20, 2010 at the Carroll Arts Theater in Westminster, Maryland.

I grew up in Westminster and it still amazes me how many people still recognize my name. I almost never perform there. It has been over two years since I last performed in Westminster. So this night of comedy will be a pretty rare appearance in my hometown.

The show will also feature a good friend, Mike Rose - the Magic Kinda Guy. Mike will open the program with Magic, Wit and Stuff. If you haven't seen him work, it will be a great opportunity. Mike is fast thinking and his "Wit" leaves you laughing every time.

Tickets are now on sale and can be purchased here.

Come on out and enjoy an evening of comedy!

Clean Comedian For Holiday Party

"We want to hire a comedian for our company holiday party entertainment. We need to be certain you do clean comedy. Is your show clean?"

"No problem, what is your definition of clean?"

Silence.

The chairperson in charge of entertainment can be placed in a difficult position. They are asked to make sure the entertainment is clean, but given no guidelines. The lack of guidelines get passed on to the act.

People have different definition of clean. It may be as simple as the lack of the f bomb. It could be a lot more complicated. A friend had a client say "Don't say anything that couldn't be said on network TV." The client later complained about his use of the word Viagra. My friend asked the client if he had ever seen a Viagra commercial on network television - which was the guideline he was given for "clean". TV is a wide open area of topics.

I don't want anyone to think that my show is not clean. I'm just trying to point out that when you are in charge of entertainment - if your company or organization says they want the comedian to be clean - get the definition. Then call me to discuss your needs. I'll make certain the comedy is funny, customized and right for your audience. So hire a clean comedian for your next company event!

What's New?

I often get the question - is it going to be the same show?

Do you really want to see something new? When you go to hear your favorite band or singer, would you be upset if they didn't do their hits?

Every show I do is slightly different, based on the fact I use an outline, not a set script. It also depends on the audience, outside factors that work their way into the show and my own state of mind. At a recent event, I changed the show at the request of a client. After the performance, the same client came to me and cried she had a complaint that I didn't do a certain routine. She TOLD me to change things.

People who come to my shows again and again have favorite characters and routines. People who have never seen me before, deserve to see my best material, honed over countless performances.

So what's new?

Well, I just came back from a two day writing retreat with another comedian. During that time I started working on two new characters. The material that developed is in the infant stages. It will take a lot of work to get these characters on stage and to the level of Wilson, Nancy, Dangerous, Patty and George. But when they do - you'll have the chance to see something new. I'll keep you updated.

Always check the check...

A stupid mistake is costing me money. I did a gig several weeks ago and when I received the check, I glanced at the amount and put it in my wallet. The next day when I went to deposit it, I noticed it was made out to: Comedy Ventriloquist. Duh...

Since I do not have a dba as Comedy Ventriloquist, my bank refused to accept the check. They can be extremely anal at times. I called the client, left a message and sent the check back by certified mail. It was accepted - but I've had no response to the issue.

The organization is made up of volunteers. The check requires two signatures. I can understand it requires a few days to issue the new check. It was my fault for not catching it while everyone was on site. It was their fault because my contract specifically states how checks are to be made payable - right next to the amount.

Today the credit card bill came and I had to pay off the room and gas used for the show. It is now coming out of my pocket - and I have yet to be paid for my time. My calls and e-mails have gone unanswered. I'm starting to get mad. At myself and the client.

It all could have been avoided by taking an extra minute to look. In the future, I will always check the check.

Feels Good To Be Back...

Working corporate shows I mean. Tonight's show pulled a standing ovation at the end of the Human Puppets. It felt great!

Long Day

Had to get up at 4:30 a.m. for a morning show about an hour south of home. Rush hour traffic near D.C. made the trip 90 minutes. After a successful morning, I rushed home to repack. At noon I hopped in the car to begin my trek to Portland, ME. I work a dinner show there Thursday night. Why drive? Why not. When I stopped tonight I was exhausted. I'd be in bed now, except I am still waiting for my dinner to be delivered. I hope it comes soon!

People

With a large audience, when the laughs start flowing, they take on a cadence. Your material stretches as the laughs fill in the minutes. Suddenly, a 45 minute show is over and it seems like you just started.

I've never been "thrilled" when working for small groups of people. The laughs seem fewer, not as loud or as long. I have to work so much harder to entertain. It isn't as easy as playing to the larger audience.

This week I am at a fair that has seen low attendance. The shows have been very tough. Last night when I finished my set, I was glad to be done. When I came off the stage, I was met by most of the audience. They told me how much they enjoyed the show.

When it comes down to it, my job is to make people laugh. This week, I actually had to work at it. Everyone should be so lucky.

Zzzzzz

It was a long summer. On the return from Virginia Beach I stopped by the Maryland Renaissance Festival to do some repairs on the Crosewl Magic Shop booth. I am partners in the business with magician, Mike Rose. It was late Wednesday when I finally climbed into my own bed.

Thursday and Friday were consumed with catching up on things that required me to be in the office. In addition, there was laundry, and shopping, and - very little rest. Labor Day weekend consisted of early mornings and long days at the festival managing the shop. It is hard to climb out of bed at 6:30 a.m. when you have been working a night schedule and sleeping late.

I start at the Prince George's County Fair on Thursday. Today I am slowly coming out of my comatose state. Tomorrow it will be time to reload the show, iron the costumes and pack the car. I'm looking forward to being back on stage - the "down time" is killing me!

And I Thought Sunday Night Was Slow...

The kids are back in school, the tourist season has come to an end, and I am still performing on the street. A closed street. 23rd is much larger than my corner at 18th. That makes the crowds look even smaller.

Getting people over is like you are offering to pull their teeth. The foot traffic is much slower, so without the people to pull from, it makes a long night. My last show was a mess. I had about 15 people who had seen the show before. That is my short show since it starts at 10:35 and ends by 10:50 so I can be off the street by 11:00. I was planning on using Dangerous and keeping it short and sweet. The kids there hadn't seen the start of my show, so I pulled it out and went into that instead. It was kind of awkward, but it was about giving the people what they wanted. Entertainment on demand.

One more long night here. Then Beach Street USA closes the streets and my 2010 run here is over. I'm going to miss the funny and talented acts I've hung with. I'm going to miss the ocean and the area. I'm not going to miss these last two nights. Although I keep hoping "tonight's gonna be a good night"!

Sunday Night On The Corner...

was a quiet night. The crowds showed up, but they took their time. The starts were rough with bored teens trying to "mess" with the comedian. Unlike the jugglers, I have no fire or knives to catch their attention and dazzle them with skill. I have to rely on my wits.

So they think I am un-armed.

Let it be said that when the show is done, I am still there with a crowded street corner, and the bored teens have moved on to easier prey.

We end here on Tuesday night. An odd day to end, but the City wanted to follow the calendar month. It will be slow, and I will be on a closed street - making the crowds look that much smaller...

Saturday Night - Sunday Morning

Awesome shows on the street last night. 18th was packed at every show. The crowds were into it, the laughs were rolling and I was having a blast. Shows are so much better for the performer when the audience wants to have fun. That feedback makes us work even harder to entertain the crowd.

I was having so much fun with my last show, that when I looked at my watch, I realized it was already 11 pm, which is the time we need to stop. I finished up and shook a lot of hands, inviting everyone to come see the full show if they were in town Sunday night.

The one thing I kicked myself on after the shows - I forgot to mention the FaceBook Fan Club Page.

After shows, I hooked up with Brian Rudo, Steve King and Matt (sorry Matt, your last name escapes me at the moment) to go to Sharx. The bar was showing the UFC fights and Brian is a huge fan, so we went, got wings and beer and made a night of it.

About 3 am I finally laid my head on a pillow. Can't believe I didn't sleep longer today. Maybe its the adrenaline from last night's shows still rushing through my body.

With only three more days here in Virginia Beach, I'm looking forward to going home, but I realize I'm gonna miss it!

Back On The Street and Other Updates

Thursday night I worked the beach in Sandbridge, just south of Virginia Beach. One show, and an interesting one at that. I was scheduled to go on at 7:30 and arrived an hour early - only to find that things had changed and I was going on first. Made for a quick set up and interesting show.

Friday night I was back on Beach Street. The shows all started really slow with a very transitional crowd. By the end of each, the street was packed. The last show was like pulling teeth trying to get an audience. It is always a short show - so that makes it tough. By the time the crowd arrived, I was finishing. Oh well, maybe they will come to see me tonight.

I'm told that after this weekend (probably after tonight) the crowds really die out. Kids are going back to school, so the tourists are gone. That means Sunday, Monday and Tuesday will be very sparse audiences. I'm not looking forward to that.

On another note - I was finally convinced to start a FaceBook Fan Page. I've never seen the need, but now that I have done it, I plan on making the most of it. I'll be able to do uploads from my shows, text before and after - and who knows what else. Check it out and like me!

Down Time

Off to the Outer Banks of North Carolina today since I have no shows!

17th Street Stage And Time Off

Last night I worked the 17th Street Stage for the first time. Its a great location in a park that overlooks the ocean. The show there has a circus theme and several acts. After Ryan the Ringmaster warmed the crowd up and brought them in, I had a 15 - 20 minute set. Following me was Aaron Bonk, juggler extraordinaire and Brit Dibbs, Empress of Fire. The crowds were into the show, the responses great and the evening was a lot of fun.

When I arrived in Virginia Beach for this run, I learned they had overbooked the street. Since I've been going non-stop all summer, I volunteered to take a couple of days off. Those days fall today and tomorrow. I'm looking forward to the rest - although I'm in a resort town - so I have to go explore what I've missed while performing!

Chris' Last Night Again

Chris Yerlig is a great guy. He is a mime with international credits and performs on Beach Street. He ended his Beach Street run about a week ago, but he was working area gigs through yesterday. As a result, he's had a number of last nights this season. And everyone went out to send him off again. Thanks for the laughs last night Chris. It is always fun hanging with you!

You can check out Chris on his web site: http://www.mimealot.com/

Another thing I am grateful for is drunk Maid of Honors who prefer hunky jugglers over middle aged balding ventriloquists. You da man Bonk!

Oh, and shows on Beach Street were packed and fun last night!

The Last Show

My last Beach Street show of the night starts at 10:35. It is always a short one since I need to end by 11:00 pm. The last two nights it was like pulling teeth to get people to stop and watch. The funny thing is, the crowds built both nights and my last shows were my favorites of the evening. I love my job!

Ventriloquism and Bug Bites

Working as a street ventriloquist is an extremely challenging branch of the art. I took the gig on Beach Street as a way to hone new material. It has definitely improved my work. Doing 4 shows a night to audiences that have no connection to the performer is a lesson. You have to grab their interest as they pass your pitch. Draw them over to watch, then entertain the heck out of them so they will stay. I do 40 minute shows here. Luckily the crowds grow and word of mouth brings plenty of people to my street.

Last night, the first show was tough. The crowd stood pretty far back, despite my attempts to move them forward. During the show, I realized why. The street was infested with small biting bugs. This was the first time in two years I had encountered them here. Trying to do a show and brush the bugs from your face and arms wasn't easy. I lost a lot of people, but I wasn't alone - the other acts up and down the street were having the same problem.

Thankfully the bugs went wherever it is they go before the start of my second performance. The rest of the night I itched like heck though! Thankfully the audiences came closer and the shows were a lot of fun. Especially my last one!

Rain

Rained here tonight. We were held an hour to see what would happen, but the word went out to get on the street. It spit during my first show, but the crowd was there and having fun. It had to be the weirdest Human Puppets ever!

Shortly after I started my second set, it poured. Everything went into the car wet and my night was over. They are calling for rain again tomorrow. I hope not.

Back In The Swing

Over the last number of weeks, I was working 25 - 30 minute sets at the fairs and Knoebels Park. Here in Virginia Beach, I work 40 - 45 minute sets. Shorter shows allow me to pick and choose what material I want to use, and where to put the bits. In the longer show, there is a different pace and each "chunk" has a spot.

My first show was fun, but I wasn't back into my groove. The second and third shows rocked. My crowds were so large, they needed to send down a "green shirt" to help keep the people on the sidewalk and out of the street. The final show of the evening started out very weird. A mixture of younger kids and drunks. Once things got rolling, it was a decent show.

It feels good to be back at the beach!

A Great Evening!

No shows last night, but a great evening hanging with friends. I think this was the largest number of Beach Street variety acts in town this season. Chris the Mime Guy finished up the other night but decided to hang an extra day or two. Hilby finished up his run last night. Krendl and Company, Fly By Night (Ryan and Steve), Brian Rudo, Bonk & Brit, and a few others were there - unfortunately all the names escape me now.

Its now 10:40 a.m. and I am just starting to wake up. Time for a nice long walk on the beach. Shows start tonight at 7:30. Looking forward to making people laugh.

Back In Virginia Beach

Had a shock Saturday. One of my credit card numbers was stolen. I am pretty careful on the road - and am at a loss as to how this one was obtained. Still, it was caught and I am not liable. I am also a credit card down for the next few days.

Got home from Clinton Fair around midnight Sunday morning. Spent the day unpacking, re-packing, doing laundry and handling office tasks. Finally broke to take my wife and son to a nice dinner, then relaxed and watched a movie he had gotten.

This morning I stopped at the post office, got a haircut and hit the road. Now back in Virginia Beach, I get an evening off to watch friends work. Tomorrow I start performing on Beach Street and continue through the 31st.

One more day...

The weather cleared up yesterday evening and people came out to the fair. Unfortunately they had to cancel the race since the dirt track was a mess. While that kept some away, the turn out appeared good and the people were there to have fun.

Today will be another long day at the fairgrounds. I check out of my hotel and will attempt to drive home tonight. Should get in early a.m. if I am lucky. While a hotel along the way is not out of the question, I'd like to go home. Especially since I have to leave again Monday morning.

Rain

Today it is pouring down rain. After a night of restless sleep, my mind still playing yesterday, this makes it very hard to break my current pattern. Usually rain at a fair means the shows are cancelled. Here, I am under a cover - and the back rows of the audience are tarped. My guess is I will be doing shows, for a handful of people, who are sitting way back under cover. The laughs won't be there and the shows will drag for me.

Wishing the sun and the people were out...

AND - I was right and wrong. The audiences were small - but they grew. It rained during the shows, but people were there and wanted to be entertained. So I did.

Small audiences are harder to work than larger ones. For me anyway. But tonight I took the shows to a more personal level and things worked out fine. I was able to beat my funk and look forward to the rest of the run now.

Stupid Things

Today was a bad day. We all do stupid things at time, and today, I took my turn. Maybe things were going too well. The worst part is that I internalize that stuff and keep punishing myself. Time to take a deep breath, let it go and move on.

Bad Economy?

On a performer's forum, there is an economic discussion on the amount of work available. Most of the contributors are crying that they are "dead in the water". As I read their complaints that no one is hiring entertainment, I looked over at my calendar - which has two nights off for the month - both of which are travel days. I so badly wanted to chime in, but I didn't.

2010 has been a very busy year for me. I've been working and making people laugh. A few months ago, September looked slow. Now it has some very nice paydays and a fair amount of travel. I'm actually looking forward to a slow down in October - although I thought that September was going to be a rest period.

In bad economic times, people need to laugh more than ever. So if the calls aren't coming in, the performers should get off their butts and look around. Although if they don't, I know plenty of acts who don't mind taking the work they can't seem to find.

Clinton County Fair

Today was hot. I arrived at the fairgrounds and within minutes the sweat was rolling off me. I didn't expect many people at the first show, but was pleasantly surprised. The second show had a huge crowd. My last show went on at 9 pm. The teens were out and I heard a few comments about "a ventriloquist". It amazes me when people won't even give you a chance. With Jeff Dunham's popularity among that age group - you think they'd at least be curious.

Despite the naysayers, the crowd ended up being a large one. The Human Puppets even had me laughing.

Clinton County Fair is a small, but excellent event and I'm having a great time. Thanks to the directors for having me! If you are in the area, definitely stop by. It's a real treat!

The Show

Last week, Knoebels was FUN! I had a few quiet audiences, but for the most part, the crowds rocked. Some of them were pretty large and actually hanging out the doors.

On Thursday, 11 year old Maria Alfaro came to the park to perform in two of my shows. I saw her perform at the VentHaven Ventriloquist convention and had talked with her Dad, Albert (an incredible artist and figure maker). It was rewarding to be able to give her an opportunity to get in front of an audience. She did a great job and I predict good things in her future.

Today I started a fair an hour Northwest of the park. The early crowds were small and sat in the shade far away from the stage. Makes it tough to entertain. The 8:00 show rocked though. Started with a good sized crowd and it built continuously throughout the act. This fair is really taking care of me too! They provided a great sound system which saved me setting up my own.

Today's post is titled "The Show" for a reason. I like to "dress" my stage. I want my name visible and to create an image that makes people say - I want to see this. One of the ways I do that is through my use of backdrop. The brick wall is actually a collapsible display. It literally sets up and tears down in less than a minute. People can see this from a distance and it really draws their eye. Here it is under a tent at Lebanon. The beauty of this is that it includes my web site, and more and more, I see people calling up my home page and watching my videos while they wait for the show to start.

Dressing the stage is just one way to make the show - a SHOW.

A New Week Begins

Last week I had a great time at the Lebanon Area Fair. The audiences were great and the fair was a lot of fun. I hope they have me back sometime.

Today I woke to rain, and as I type this, I am waiting for my laundry to dry. I figured I'd take care of the chore here at the hotel rather than stopping at a laundromat along the road. Checks need to be written and placed in the mail, a shopping trip needs to be handled and then the drive to Elysburg. This is the reality of life on the road - day to day stuff still needs to be done. It isn't the vacation some assume.

Monday I start at Knoebels. My 15th year there! I look forward to returning. The best part, my wife is planning on joining me Tuesday. Not sure how long she will stay, but it will be great to see her.

The Dead Guy - Revisited

Every show, it seems like Dangerous finds a "dead guy". The bit has been in my show since I started and the audience laughs - especially the Dead Guy! So for the second time in two months, I was shocked when someone approached me about how I insulted this member of my audience.

It wasn't from the "Dead Guy". I play with people who are having a good time. If they aren't laughing, I'm leaving them alone. The complaint was from someone who "felt bad for him". WHAT?

I asked the woman, did you see how hard the gentleman was laughing? Her reply, "No, I didn't look at him because I felt sorry for him." I wanted to scream, "Its a puppet for God's Sake - a comedy show." But I probed further. She had come in late. She had no idea of the set up, all she heard was the puppet referring to someone in the audience as a dead guy.

I told the woman she should have taken a look at the gentleman to see his reaction. She should have wondered why everyone else was so callous as to laugh at someone who she felt I was degrading. I explained the set up - and she said, "Oh, I can see how that would be funny."

In both complaints, the person who discussed the issue had not seen the set up. So I quickly wrote a finish that addresses the situation. Why is it, that people feel they have to be offended by things that are not directed their way? Why do they feel they need to "protect" and stand up for others who are, especially in this case, able to stand up for themselves? Our country has become overly sensitive.

Other than that - it was an good night in Lebanon. I appreciated everyone who came back to the show. Some had watched me 5 to 6 times this week. I thank them for being there!

I Love My Job!

Another killer night. Three shows, three great audience and loads of laughs! I love this fair and thank everyone who has been returning to the shows again and again!

Adapting

When I was at the VentHaven Convention this year, I learned the importance of a stage monitor. It allows you to accurately hear what the audience does. I've worked with them on occasion, but never really felt the need for one. Until Tuesday night.

With the band so loud, I couldn't hear a music track. No doubt the audience could, the speakers were pointed their direction, but with my hearing problems and the other sounds - I was lost. The audience didn't know, the client didn't know, but I did. I am always my own worst critic. It helps me strive to improve.

So Wednesday morning I went to the local music store and purchased a powered stage monitor. I could have purchased one on line and gotten it by Thursday. While that would have saved a couple of dollars, it would have meant another evening with possibility of a repeat. I could solve the problem instantly - so I did.

Last night included three fun shows with great audiences that overflowed the tent. The monitor helped me overcome not only the band, but the truck pulls that were bellowing diesel exhaust in our direction.

Being on the road means encountering all types of problems. The key to being professional is overcoming them. I'm getting pretty good at adapting...

Another Fun Night

I am really enjoying this fair. The crowds are very hip and so much fun to entertain. Tonight's band was a bit on the loud side, and behind my tent were the tractor pulls. Dangerous thought we had a backup band and that I had eaten Chili for lunch.

Different Audiences

Monday night at the fair was another experience in how audiences differ. My first show fell flat. The audience didn't respond, they just sat and watched. When I started my Human Puppet routine, the first adult selected, refused to help. This created a cascade effect. The "If he didn't want to do it, I'm not going to do it" mentality. I managed to save the moment, it wasn't the first time I've experienced this.

After the show, the audience got up and drifted off to other events. Was it a bad show? They stayed to the end. I'm certain they enjoyed the program. They just didn't respond.

My second and third shows were a night and day difference from the first. The audiences got into the show. Laughs flowed and the crowd packed the tent with standing room only outside. Some of the people from my first show were at these shows too. They must have liked it to come back. And this time they were laughing along with everyone else. After these shows, people stayed to talk.

It was a different moment, a different mindset, a different "audience". A few days ago I blogged about unrewarding shows - the last two shows of Monday night were the ones you love to have.

Vocal Expression

Youtube is a virtual learning experience for ventriloquists. At one time, you were limited to the big names when they appeared on TV. Now, you can see everyone, good and bad, with the click of a mouse button.

There are a lot of talented ventriloquists on Youtube. There are even more bad ones. We all have to start somewhere. My own journey is still progressing, but unfortunately some have ceased to "learn".

Earlier today, I came across a video by a "name" ventriloquist. To be fair, I have never seen this act live, nor met the performer. This is the first video I have witnessed the "name" doing any ventriloquism. I was extremely disappointed. The material was delivered in a monotone, including the jokes. The act was working so hard at not moving their lips, that the material came out as a drone.

Vocal expression does not mean facial expression. Our voices change as we speak, when we are excited, when we are angry or when we are sad. Slight changes in pitch, tempo or cadence, make all the difference in the world. Add to that skillful manipulation and you instantly provide an inanimate object with emotion. A skilled ventriloquist can create these emotions while expressing their own opposite emotions through their face at the same time. It creates separation and gives the character that spark Of life which was just implanted in many at the last VentHaven convention.

I'm hoping it was just a bad performance, but since it was released by the act, I have a feeling it wasn't. In all fairness, ventriloquism is only a small part of their performance. Maybe they feel it is good enough since they display technical skill for the lips. IMHO - It isn't.

You Could Be Getting Up At 5:30...

Today was the first day of my Lebanon Fair run. I arrived early to set and as I looked around, I felt like my 12:30 show would be awfully empty. I couldn't have been more wrong. The tent was packed, the crowd responsive and the show felt like it should.

As I finished, I looked at the sky behind my audience. It was quickly growing dark. A few minutes after I finished an announcement came on requesting everyone head to the buildings. I tore down my show, sound and backdrop, tossing them into the car, then headed for safety.

The storm was rather intense, but we didn't get the full force of it. Further South, power lines and trees were reported down. Once things slowed, I returned to the show tent and set my show up again for the 2:30 performance. Just as I finished setting, another announcement and another storm. I ended up setting up 3 times today, but only got in two performances.

Tomorrow I was asked to come in early to perform a short show for preschoolers as they eat lunch. I explained that it is tough to eat and laugh at the same time, but the pre-school wants it that way and I was requested to accommodate them, so I will. I mentioned it to my wife who told me point blank the title of this post. I doubt I'll be awake when she leaves for her corporate job tomorrow. I am pretty lucky.

Heat Index

Today was humid hot. I was drenched in sweat as soon as I climbed out of my car at the fairgrounds. The sun was hidden by clouds and I was extremely glad, because when it did peak out, people disappeared.

My shows today went well dispite the heat. The long afternoon was tiring. My first show starts at 11:30 AM. My second, at 4:30 PM. A huge gap. After that things speed up, but the delay is tough.

Tomorrow they are calling for 102 degrees with a heat index of 115! I hope "they" are wrong!

A Better Day

The humidity wasn't as bad today and the audiences were actually "there". The fair management asked me to skip my 11:30 show in favor of an act at their "Senior Appreciation Event". Since several day camps were in, I opted to throw in an extra, so I did my 11:30 to a large crowd, then rolled sound and trunk to the food tent for the "event".

Before you think I've gone soft, I did this for a great reason. It is supposed to be ungodly humid the next few days. Since my audiences are in the sun, that means a quiet crowd. Never fails - and if you don't believe me, do a show in the heat and see. SO - by having the extra show in, I can reduce the time of my regular sets in the event the audience is baking. The fair still gets their shows and time, and I save the audiences and myself some aggravation.

Thankfully, with the slightly cooler weather, the audiences got into the shows today. The laughter and applause were present and it made the performances more rewarding. Performers need feedback!

I'm Back

Been extremely busy since my last post. I attended VentHaven, the International Ventriloquist Convention in Ft. Mitchell, KY. last week. Mark Wade, the convention director, asked me to open the Wednesday night show. I was also requested to work with Mark Truman and Sue Johnson to form the new sound crew for the event. The entire convention, I ran around like a mad man trying to make certain everything went smoothly. It was fun and extremely exhausting.

Two days off, and now I am working again. This week at a small fair in central NJ. The temp today was in the mid-90's with high humidity. I'm doing daytime shows and audiences are in the sun. They hung with me, but they were very quiet due to the heat. Sad thing is, today was supposed to be the coolest day of the run.

These type shows are seldom rewarding. Still, I do my best to entertain and am grateful for the check at the end of the week. A young girl came to talk with me later in the day. Her mother said she really enjoyed my show and it was all she had been talking about. At least one person had a good time, so it made the day a bit easier to deal with. Now to grab some sleep!

Unrewarding

Tonight the audiences were small and very quiet. The first show was definitely the strongest, but beyond that, the laughs didn't roll as usual. Could be that it was a gorgeous day and people had been at the beach, so they were tired. At least, that is what I'd like to think.

When people don't respond, it is hard to reach deeper to try and entertain them. They weren't leaving, so I figure they must be enjoying the show. Still, the experience could have been much stronger for all of us if they would have left the laughs loose.

It was a depressing way to end this run.

Saturday on 25th Street

It poured rain Saturday afternoon, but most of the threat had passed by check in time for Beach Street. I was placed on 25th last night and had some decent sized audiences. The evening flew by. Before I knew it, I had started my last show.

Only one more night here in Virginia Beach during this run. Then a quick stop at home Monday to do laundry, grab a haircut and let the surgeon check how my lasik is healing. I hit the road again first thing Tuesday for Kentucky. Looking forward to VentHaven!

Praise The Lord Sinner - and other stuff

Sandbridge was fun. A very small audience of about 50 people, but they were all there to have a good time. The laughs flowed. I even got back to Virginia Beach in time to see Dallas and Hilby perform on Beach Street.

Tonight the "preachers" were out. At various times, the overly godly descend on Virginia Beach to spout their gospel and insult the sinners. They literally look for confrontation. So unlike the God I learned about as I was growing up. I was blessed to have some on the corner opposite my street tonight. The shows suffered since the disruption across the street kept yanking attention from the performance.

Apparently they use religion as a shield and the city can do nothing about them being there. They were able to issue tickets though - not sure for what, but I was so glad when the police returned a second time to write them up. Finally the "preachers" must have realized without a collection it wasn't worth it. After they left, my last show was the best set of the night!

Beach Shows Update

My wife and son came to visit for a few days. They had a vacation while I worked. It was great to spend some time with them. We went parasailing on Tuesday morning. What a great experience. All three of us went up together. The ride is so smooth from take off to landing. At 1200 feet, you can see a lot. We even took the ocean dip. As we approached, I suddenly changed my mind - but that did no good. It was cold, refreshing and there were plenty of laughs.

The heat has returned to the beach. Monday night I worked 20th street with Peter Irish. My first show rocked, the second was kind of rough. It never ceases to amaze me how one audience will laugh at every joke, and another will just stare at you.

Tuesday and Wednesday I was back on 18th. The shows there were also hit and miss. Luckily there were more hits than misses. I've finally decided to start working the newer characters into the act. Its been hard to do that since I worry about losing the crowd. I think I'll start using them in my warm ups.

Tonight I am 30 minutes down the road at Sandbridge Beach. Only one show. I welcome that chance to rest my voice!

July 4th Indoors

I had a late night/early morning thanks to kids running wild through the halls of the hotel. When I finally started moving again, I took a short walk to the grocery store to grab some food for the next few days. That little journey made me realize it is insane out there - so I'm staying indoors today.

Guess I'll leave the hotel a bit earlier than usual tonight so I can get to the check-in point on time. Traffic is crazy - hoping the people aren't!

We saw you last year!

It was an incredible night on Beach Street USA! I was on 25th Street tonight. The city is packed for the Fourth of July weekend. The crowds were huge and the shows rocked. I met a lot of folks after my shows that had watched me last year and came back to enjoy the show again. I also sold a lot of my DVD's, which you can purchase by clicking the link!

Three killer shows, lots of laughs, and closed down early because the crowds were so large they were spilling out into the street. I love my job!

What A Difference AN Hour Makes

Every audience is different. Last night was a great example of that. My first show received a good reaction. The second show had huge laughs. Everything my characters said brought waves of laughter. The crowd was huge for 18th Street.

My third show had a very quiet audience. The same jokes that brought big laughs an hour earlier, were only met with grins. I varied delivery of lines, tone of voice, and added adlib moments, trying to bring the crowd to life. The reactions were disappointing when compared to the second audience. By the end of the show, I was exhausted. I had to keep reminding myself - if they weren't having fun, they could have left. But it was rough.

On 4th of July weekend, the crowd in Virginia Beach changes. The town becomes packed. The city added on 50 extra officers for Friday, and will have an additional 100 for Saturday and Sunday. As the hour grew later, the crowd changed from families to older teens and people who had started celebrating early.

I was told at 10:25, that trying to get in my last short show probably wasn't worth it. The crowd on 18th had changed enough that I was told I should pack up and get out of there. So I did. The final show weighing on me because it was so non-responsive. Hopefully tonight will be better.

WWW

What Wonderful Weather! Last time I was at the beach, the heat and humidity made for some tough evenings. This week, the weather is perfect. In the mid-80's, down to the upper 60's at night. It's beautiful. If I could get this weather year round I'd be a happy camper.

Last night was a lot of fun. The evening drags until the shows start - then the next thing you know - its time to stop. Another after show get together with Beach Street acts ended a bit earlier than the night before. For me anyway. Its good to be back!

Beach - Take 2

Arrived in Virginia Beach yesterday. Had the evening off, so I got the chance to watch some of the other acts. After hours, a few of us went for snacks and drinks at one of the local bars. When shows are fun and friends can spend time together, it makes a performer's life unbeatable! I'm looking forward to working tonight.

Full of Hot Air

Had a great day of shows at the Michigan Balloon Challenge Festival. Four strong shows with lots of laughs.

The Mills Family, Steve, Tony, Michelle and Chris were working there today. It was great to see them again. Tonight, I got a chance to watch them launch the balloons. The photo really doesn't do justice. The sky was filled with them!

Staying In Shape...

In Virginia Beach, I could have driven out to the YMCA and exercised in a gym. I opted to power walk the boardwalk instead. I could have watched what I ate, but I tended to grab subs made on white bread. I know, not great.

When driving, I swing through a drive-thru and grab burgers. Salads are better for me, but they require stopping and take longer to eat.

This morning, I went to the hotel fitness room and got in an actual workout. When I stepped on the scale - I was surprised. Down to 168. I'm still losing weight and toning. Felt pretty good about that.

Tonight I look forward to my shows at the Balloon Challenge Festival. Its a beautiful day - should get to see a lot of hot air balloons take off tonight!

Need Sleep...

Tuesday evening after shows, I ended up hanging out with some other performers. The laste night was followed by an early morning. Had to swing home and do laundry. I also took a few moments to enjoy dinner and spend time with my wife. Another late night. Got up extremely early today to drive over ten hours to get to Michigan. By the time I reached Livonia I was wishing I could collapse.

My Livonia stop was to see Ken Dumm, a friend and magician, who was performing at the Spree festival. His son did a great segment too. After enjoying their show, I drove another 45 minutes to get to my hotel. Just finished eating and catching up on e-mails. Now I need to sleep. Tomorrow I don't have to be at the Balloon Festival grounds until late afternoon. I'm going to sleep in.

Another Hot Night

Last night was a tough one. Still on 23rd Street, this time I was teamed with Mr. Robb. His show was a lot of fun, a combination of clowning, miming and juggling. I really enjoyed the way he worked the crowd. His usual gig is at Disney (did I mention the skill level?) but he told me he comes here to escape the Florida heat. I think he brought it with him.

Short night

Sunday was oppressively hot. The humidity was horrible and just walking out the door drenched me in sweat. When I showed up for check-in, I was informed I'd be back on 23rd street and would be working with another act.

That act happened to be Chris Yerlig, better known here as Chris the Mime Guy. He isn't a traditional mime. Watching him work virtually silent, yet draw & maintain a crowd while creating enthusiastic audience responses, was a lesson in showmanship.

Because we alternated, our shows ran a bit shorter than usual, and we were each scheduled for three sets. This allowed a longer break while the other was on. During Chris' second set, I noticed some intense lightening off in the distance. A few minutes later word came that rain was 10 minutes out and we were shutting down.

It was a short night, but I was drained when it was over. The best part was the fact it didn't pour down until I was back at the hotel.

Father's Day On The Road

I neglected to mention this in previous posts, but this blog was started to document my performances and life on the road - so here goes...

My dates at Virginia Beach were scheduled back near the beginning of the year. When I contracted, I didn't look to see that Father's Day fell during this run. A few months later, my sister-in-law set her wedding date for this past Saturday. Its always been my policy that my word is my commitment and the show will go on. The only exception to that would be a death in the immediate family. Now I am re-thinking things.

My wife kept me updated on the wedding as events unfolded. Pictures and text messages made me wish I was there. My godson and nephews were in from Chicago. I haven't seen them in almost a year. They are growing so fast - and I miss them. I kicked myself at the end of the day. The shows were fun, the money will pay bills - but the opportunity to spend that time with family is gone forever.

Today is Father's Day. My son & wife sent cards which reached me at the hotel. I'm not overly concerned about missing the day with them. It is just a day created to sell greeting cards. We have plenty of quality time when I am around. However my father is 85. He's having his troubles and you never know how long your parents will be around. I called, but I need to spend more time with them when I return.

Family time - something to think about...

Beach Street - Night Two

Saturday was a warm evening in Virginia Beach. The street was packed with locals and tourists. It was my first time performing on 23rd street, which is closed to traffic, allowing more room for the crowd to stand - if you can get them. With one night under my belt, the groove started to come back and I had really fun shows. The crowds were pretty large too.

For two shows, I even had an opening act. A young fire artist named Katrina did six minutes of fire eating and fire hoop spinning. A very talented young lady.

One of my favorite things is meeting people after the show. Last night, I met a family that had caught my act last year and returned to watch again this season. With all the entertainment and things happening in Virginia Beach, that meant a lot to me. Now I look forward to tonight!

Beach Street, First Night Back

It all seemed so familiar, yet so foreign. This is the first time I've worked street since last year and it is definitely different than working corporate or stage. The set up took longer than I remember, so did packing. I'm sure I'll get that down to a minimum soon enough.

My first show was an interesting mess. A bunch of teens who wanted to "mess with the performer" came over at the start. It wasn't long before they started in on me - but I dealt with them and eventually they left. Problem was, they killed the flow and most of the audience left with them. Luckily Dangerous Duck was up next and people not only came back, but the crowd grew in size.

I modified my program and the next three sets were all fun. Lines started coming back and the show seemed to flow smoother. I'm certain by the end of this run I will be back up to speed and ready for the remainder of my dates here this summer.

Virginia Beach

Had a nice drive to Virginia Beach today. The only negative was "driver's tan". My left arm is burnt to a crisp. I forgot the suncreen before I climbed into the car.

I start performing at Beach Street USA tomorrow night. Looking forward to being back. Shows start at 7:30 and run through 11 PM every night. This first run, I'll be here through June 22. If you are in the area, please stop out and say hello!

Last Comic Standing

Well, I actually made it onto the show this evening. I figured at best they may show a flash of my audition, but they actually showed a couple of lines. If you read my earlier post on the audition process, you may remember I was extremely nervous. Its tough working a nearly empty room and having to face the camera instead of the judges/audience.

Perhaps not the best example of my work - but the judges were kind to me. I'd like to thank the producers of Last Comic Standing for the opportunity to audition and the exposure to a national audience. I know at least one other person saw it!

Ventriloquist Puppets vs Characters

Puppets can be extremely addictive. There are so many different styles and looks, it is too easy to fall in love with them. The problem is, as a ventriloquist, you don't take a puppet on stage - you introduce a character. When a ventriloquist introduces puppets, they tend to be very similar. Different scripts don't equal different personalities.

Characters are very different. They have greater depth and can engage the audience. A character is a well defined personality. It has its own voice, its own mannerisms, its own style. There are a lot of details that go into the creation of a character. They require a lot of thought and planning on the part of the performer.

I have a lot of puppets. I don't use them all because some have not yet become characters. When you see my show, you meet characters that are ready to make you laugh hard.

This summer, I will be introducing a new character to my audiences. Baby Billy is a sweet bundle of joy. Billy will open your eyes to how children pick up the things we try to protect them from. The test audiences have been laughing - and soon, you will be too!

I can see!

Underwent lasik surgery yesterday. I was extremely nervous even though I had talked with numerous success stories and had confidence in my doctor. They are my eyes after all.

At 1:00 p.m. they started my right eye. By 1:25 I was done, both eyes, and headed home. I felt like I was looking through water, but I could actually see. I'm told my vision will change over the next few days, for better and worse, before becoming stable. I was -650 in both eyes. This morning at the doctor's office, less than 24 hours after the surgery, I was 20/20 in one eye and 20/25 in the other. He said that was pretty good this soon after the operation.

I'm very happy and thrilled that I finally did this!

Corporate Holiday Party

During the holidays, company employee events help take the edge off a stressful year. With some corporations cutting back, an event reassures your staff they are appreciated. Reinforcing the feeling of "family" brings people together, giving everyone added incentive to work toward the corporate goals and benefit all.

In some situations, departments don't always interact. Having entertainment that incorporates people throughout your company helps to break down walls. You'll find the ones laughing the loudest are usually those I "mess with". They find themselves becoming the stars of the evening, and enjoy a new found popularity. The entire program is designed to create an energy that flows and infectious laughs. Bringing people together is what I do.

So why write about Holiday corporate parties in June? Planning early is a key factor in the success of your holiday event. The two things most people remember, the food and the entertainment. The month of December quickly fills for most entertainers. Because I work nationally, travel dates also tend to fill in the schedule. To insure availability of your desired venue, caterer and entertainment, I recommend you start planning now.

If you haven't seen my corporate entertainer video, please check it out now. If I may be of service, please contact me to discuss availability and pricing.

Corporate Party Entertainment

After a recent event, Dangerous Duck and I were caught for a quick photo following the show. I'd like to thank the photographer for sending me a copy to use.

People see pictures of me in front of this brick wall and ask where the photos were taken and how often I work that venue. They don't realize the brick wall travels too. It is actually a collapsible backdrop created for my program.

Large corporate events often have the decor, sound and video projection that smaller corporate events can't always budget. My goal is to not only entertain the audience, but help create that positive experience and impression. One of the ways I do this is to provide the extras whenever possible.*

When you are in charge of entertainment for a corporate event and you want your audience to laugh, contact me to discuss how I can be of service!

* - When flying to an event, it is not cost effective to carry sound and backdrops. For that reason, I have a complete technical rider and suggested room layout to help clients create a successful atmosphere.

The Little Things

With a busy summer approaching, I'm currently getting ready for the road. Being away for long periods is difficult. The last thing you want to do is find out you forgot something important.

Since this summer involves a lot of driving, so today my car is in the shop. I've told them to go over everything - the last thing I need is a vehicle issue when I am on my way between shows. The costumes are being checked and cleaned. The to-do list is a mile long - I best get back to it.

Summer Tour

Soon I will be saying goodbye to wife, son and pets to head out for a full summer of shows. I plan on stopping by the house a total of 6 days from mid-June to early September. Even then, it will be a brief visit on my way to another event. I'll be seeing a lot of hotel rooms, plenty of roads and eating out more than I care to think about.

Eating healthy and staying in shape is going to be a challenge. I've lost weight and started working out on a regular schedule at home. I'm going to have to keep at it between shows and travel. That's never easy. Its comfortable to finish a show, head to the hotel, turn on a movie and relax before hitting the road early the next day. I've got to keep telling myself - the fitness room is my friend.

Had an appointment with my eye doctor today. The lasik surgery is scheduled for June 9. I leave June 17 - so I told him not to mess up.

June 18 - 22 I will be performing at Beach Street U.S.A. in Virginia Beach, VA. My next stop is Howell, Michigan for the Michigan Balloon Challenge Festival, June 25 - 27. July 1 - 11 I am back at Beach Street U.S.A. Following that comes the VentHaven convention in KY.

I'll update the remainder of my summer season here later. If you here I'll be near you, please stop out and say hello!

VentHaven Ventriloquist Convention

This summer I will open the Wednesday night show at the VentHaven convention. Held in Ft. Mitchell, KY., the convention is attended by approximately 400 ventriloquists from around the world. It brings together everyone from the interested beginners to the pros. The art of ventriloquism is discussed, taught and improved.

When I attended two years ago, I was asked if I would try to get on one of the open mic sessions. I replied that I am in front of audiences all the time, so I'd let those that need the experience go for the spots. The truth is, I used that as an excuse.

Somewhere in the back of my mind, I questioned if I was good enough to go before a group of fellow vents and try to entertain them. I wondered if my technique would be good enough, my comedy strong enough. When Mark Wade asked me to do the show this year, I almost refused. I called my mentor, Ken Groves - and he told me to just do what I do.

I'm still nervous about it...

Festival Entertainment

I'm currently getting ready for my summer season which is filled with fair and festival appearances. Things start off in Virginia Beach, VA. with my second year performing for Beach Street USA.

The city of Virginia Beach has a very unique event for the thousands of vacationing tourists that visit the shore. Every night from June 18 - Aug. 31, they have a multitude of artists performing. Starting at 17th Street, all the way to 25th Street, you will come across magicians, jugglers, fire eaters, aerialists, musicians and other variety acts. The best part for the tourists, its all free - no tips are accepted - the City of Virginia Beach picks up the tab.

Outdoor shows are challenging for any act. You are at the mercy of the wind, rain or possibility of sudden storms. Humidity creates moisture which can ruin props, and heat takes its toll too. Everything gets covered with dust, each night following performances is an experience of unpacking, drying, cleaning and maintenance of props.

The show needs to be self-contained, pack small and play big. Sound for a ventriloquist is a requirement - if the audience can't hear, they will move on.

Last year I ended up working 4 shows nightly on Beach Street. They ran almost back to back - with a very short break between. You definitely get the chance to hone material with that kind of schedule.

This year, I will be at Beach Street June 18 - 22, July 1 - 11 and August 17-31. If you are in the area, please stop out and say hello!

Economic Upswing?

I keep hearing the economy is improving and businesses are coming back. While my business has been doing well, I'm not so certain the majority are.

Corporate entertainment is usually one of the first things to go. The little extras, the parties, banquets and events are hard to justify when people are being laid off and salaries cut. This has hit twice in the past two weeks.

The dates create a small dent in my calendar. I am certain they will be filled. I've expanded my markets to stay busy and this is an example of the reason. Still, the government says companies are rebounding, while I'm still seeing many struggle.

Wall Street executives seem to be making money and getting nice bonuses. Maybe I'll start selling my show to them.

Creating Comedy

It felt like my creative side had disappeared awhile ago. Nothing I tried to develop had any wings. I'm happy to say that phase has ended and I'm moving ahead full force while I can.

Two of my older characters, barely used, have been converted into something new. The ideas for their routines have been flowing. When I shared a line with my wife last night, she laughed out loud. That is when I know I'm onto something.

I've also nearly finished a new closer for my act. It is a collaboration with a very respected variety artist in the business. He agreed to sell me the rights to add his creation to my act because my use was very different. I can't wait to try it out!

There is less than a month until my summer tour kicks in. Its a very busy time, and I'm enjoying every second of it!

Out With The Old...

Today I cleaned out my storage. Still have a long way to go, but an illusion was sold and other items disposed of. It feels good to get rid of the clutter.

Business - Where's The Show?

The old saying "showbusiness" is made up of two words, the larger being business, is so true.

As I sit in my office today, I'm not in the mood to create leads or do follow-ups. I'm not in the mood to pull out a new character and work on voice, movement and script. Yet it all has to be done so I can get on stage, and when I do, the show appears effortless.

Guess I should get started on some things - so I can finish.

Festival Entertainment

This past weekend I was performing at the Endless Mountain Maple Festival in Troy, PA. It was a blast. Saturday was a beautiful day and I had fun crowds. The audiences were very hip. My favorite quote came after a show when someone approached and said "I thought this was going to be a kiddie show - but you were hilarious!"

Even though Jeff Dunham is selling out arenas, Terry Fator is the biggest draw in Vegas and Jay Johnson won a Tony award and tours with The Two And Only, some people still associate ventriloquism with birthday party entertainment. It felt good to dispel that myth for at least one person.

Every year I enjoy entertaining at fairs and festivals. With all my years of experience, you'd think I'd remember a few things...but I seem to always forget. So on a sunny Saturday, I forgot to use sun block and ended up with a red burn. I miss my hair - a scalp burn is no fun.

On Sunday, it rained, was windy and cold. The crowds were smaller, but the second and third shows had very enthusiastic audiences. Vendors had started breaking down before my third show even started. My fear was I'd be talking to myself, by myself. So when the show started, I was pleasantly surprised to find a good sized audience of repeats. And the crowd grew throughout.

So what did I forget Sunday? A jacket for the show. Instead I froze for 30+ minutes at each performance. You never know what you are going to need, so it makes sense to pack more than you expect to need - and know where a Wal-Mart is so you can buy what you still forgot.

To See, Or Not To See...

Had my appointment with the Lasik surgeon and have decided to go under the laser.

Reading his information package prior to, I had decided to try Epi-Lasik. The possibilities of the flap issues associated with regular lasik scared the heck out of me. After talking with the doc, he felt I was better off with the lasik, and told me my concerns, while valid, should not be an issue due to my corneas.

The biggest problem is now getting it done! He only schedules Lasik on the second Tuesday of each month. May would have been ideal - but as I mentioned in my last post, I'm now pretty busy that month. So we are scheduled for June. My biggest fear, that there will be an issue. I leave for my summer tour a week later. Doc says not to fear - but he's not the one under the laser...

I'll let everyone know what happens!

Corporate Comedian Availability

Some entertainers feel if their schedule isn't filled, they do not appear successful. When the calendar is empty, they offer special "discounts" or start calling agents and clients in a panic mode.

I'm not like that. I do not "hold" dates. My schedule changes in the time it takes to pick up the phone. Truth is, I love what I do. There is little I enjoy more than making an audience laugh. I also place a high value on my free time.

A month ago, my May sat wide open. No shows. I figured there was a reason. There always is. Perhaps it was because my summer is booked solid. Starting mid-June, I don't get more than a day or two of rest until September. I'm NOT complaining! I love to work, but I rationalized May as perhaps I would need that time off.

Two weeks ago I got a call from an agent who wanted me for a corporate event in NJ. I was available and we locked in the date. The next day, a long time client called and wanted a Saturday. Last week, another agent called for two more dates. Those confirmed this morning. May is suddenly a very profitable month.

Now I'm wondering how I'll fit in everything I had planned. Things that should be completed before I leave for two and a half months. I'm going to be busy.

There is more to life than a show schedule. Ventriloquism involves daily skill practices, rehearsals and material creation. There is office work and so much more. Then there is the private life and spending time with the family. It all goes by to fast.

Hire A Corporate Entertainer

In conversations about corporate events, the first thing you usually hear is either "It was great!" or "It was horrible, I couldn't wait to get out of there." Beyond that is the discussion why...

Sure, there are shades of gray. But those are the two extremes. One of which you want to avoid. So how can you avoid being the "horrible" event? Keep these thoughts in mind as you plan:

1. Your Corporate Entertainment/Speaker is one of the two most important pieces of the equation. From banquet entertainment to convention speaker(s), if they do not captivate your audience and keep them involved, the energy will be sucked out of your event. As soon as you start planning the event, entertainment should be priority one.

2. Catering would be next on the list. Any time you bring people together, food is probably on the agenda. You want the food to be eaten, otherwise it is a waste of money - so check out the catering, taste the food and plan out the details.

When working with a venue's catering department, you often find the on-site catering manager is not the person who helped you plan the event. Messages, notes and orders do not always get passed along. It is important to have your contract with you and to arrive early enough that changes can be made!

3. Venue selection is not quite on the scale of the first two. Location is important, as is ambiance, but if the first two items aren't addressed properly, your venue will be the least of your concerns.

The truth is, there are more caterers and more event venues than there are qualified corporate entertainers and speakers. When you plan your next corporate event, keep your entertainment at the top of the list and your event has greater potential for success.

Every Show Is A Journey...

Every story, movie, or show, has a beginning, middle and end. It is a journey that has meaning. If every journey was the same, it wouldn't be entertaining. Twice in my career have I been told my program started slow. Today was the second.

The first few minutes on stage, I get to know, or "read" the audience. Some are there with you, others are not so sure. Some will have no desire to leave their world behind to join you. The goal is to bring them all on board so that by the end of the journey, everyone in the room is engaged and rolling with laughter. Sometimes that is an easy task. Theater shows are usually filled with people who want to be entertained. That is why they came out.

Sometimes the audience is much more complicated. The show involved was one of those. The program followed a long day of meetings, a huge banquet and an endless procession of people crossing the stage for awards. The audience was assembled from places scattered across the country. The audience was tired. It took time to pull them in. The client's final quote was glowing about the positive feedback and the fact the entire group had been extremely entertained.

While I realize the journey started slow for a reason, the client did not. Thankfully the outcome was exactly what they wanted!

Two "mentions" over this many years and this many shows may not be much - but I plan to look into things further. Time to re-write...

Paperwork

Every year I throw receipts into a monthly file, then come January everything needs to be entered into the computer and sent off for the taxes. Even though I hate the job, I'd rather do it than pay an accountant for the service. This year, I decided never again - and have committed to entering receipts the first of each month. With spring, I've procrastinated. This is the part of the job I hate - but today, its got to be done. Wish I had a show instead...

Total Pain

On Friday, I must have scratched my eye. Wore glasses all day instead of my contacts. Saturday I put in my contact lenses before heading to the show and had no problem until I removed them that night. Sunday was a day of pain. This afternoon, I'm going to the eye doctor. It may be time for lasik...

Time To Laugh...

Tonight is another show and another opportunity to have some fun! Writing the custom comedy material for the program was challenging since the information arrived Thursday afternoon. I prefer to have two weeks minimum to develop the added extras that personalize the act. I spent some hours sweating yesterday, but I think the custom segment will be strong.

On another front, my physical therapy sessions have made a huge difference AND I have lost ten pounds since I started working out. Feeling pretty good about that!

College Entertainment

I've been out of the college market for years. The only shows my agent provided were "nooners" - lunch time shows in the cafeteria. It is hard to laugh when you are eating. It is hard to engage an audience when they are paying marginal attention because they have to study. I didn't care for the shows, so I stopped working the market.

Now I am heading back. I've agreed to work with a new agent who will represent me in both NACA and APAC. The main part of the agreement - no cafeteria programs, no teasers. At that point I become a guy with a puppet - not a comedian ventriloquist.

So, to all college activities directors out there - take a look.



My clean corporate comedy will definitely transition to your audience!

Pain & Discomfort

I'm not talking about my audiences. Been headed to Physical Thearpy three times a week for a pinched nerve in my neck. I've suffered from the pain since mid-December and was finally placed into therapy. The original pain has been greatly reduced, but the muscles that caused it are killing me! Why does it have to hurt so much to stop pain? Time to go suck down some Ibuprofen.

Corporate Entertainment tonight...

I'm looking forward to tonight's show. I love my job. Plus, this group is going to be fun. I've never worked with or met them, but I can tell from the information they submitted to help me customize my act.

This is a smaller corporate dinner. No big screen projectors or sound crew like Monday. But that gives me an opportunity. I'll be carrying my brick wall, a stage setting that adds to the anticipation of the show. My lights will create greater visibility. I'll also be providing sound. I use and prefer Anchor, the system provides a nice clean voice, is light weight and easy to transport.

My goal, when the evening is over I want the client to say: that was great! Not just the show, but the entire experience. My business depends on the client. They let me do what I love. For that very reason, I'm looking forward to tonight!

Gimme' A Dollar

Everybody has their hand out right now. Just finished doing the taxes - I owe. The bills are all due. Insurance is up for renewal. Showcases want their fees, tradeshows need to be paid upfront, new promo needs to be purchased. I've got a project sitting on the shelf that needs cash infusion. I've got another project that was just started and needs to be completed before my summer tour begins. The house is badly in need of work and my wife wants to landscape the back yard.

Okay world, here's my check book. (Yeah, I still write checks...) I'm going back to bed.

I felt like Jeff Dunham...

Today was a blast! My car passed emissions, I was getting things done and I even got my work out at the gym in before lunch. When I got home, the message light was blinking and I got a very nice surprise.

One of my agents had an emergency. An act that was supposed to arrive in Washington D.C. was having trouble with his flights. The question was: if I was available, could I be on stand by and could I fill in if he couldn't get there. The answer was sure, happy to help.

About 3:30, I got the go ahead. I felt bad for the act who was stuck, but it was perfect timing on my end. I hopped in my car and drove to the venue. From the moment I arrived on site, I was treated like gold. I knew this was going to be a great evening.

The room was huge, had to hold about 1,200 - a guess since I didn't ask and didn't count tables, but there were a lot. The far wall was draped with two large projection screens on either side of the staging. The sound guy took care of all my needs including finding me a boom stand which wasn't around. The video camera operators went over my act with me to get an idea of where the camera shots should be.

After setting up, I was taken to the "VIP Green Room". Very sweet, just me and a big screen, comfy couches and chairs, mirrors, desk and private restroom. The wait staff brought me waters and asked what else I needed. They inquired about the serving of my meal and sure enough, a great dinner arrived on time.

When I hit the stage, it was FUN! As I turned, I'd catch glimpses of the big screens doing close ups of the puppets or a beautifully framed two shot. It was an evening where everything fell perfectly into place. Okay, it wasn't a stadium, and the projection screens combined may have matched the huge one Jeff uses. But tonight - I was in ventriloquist heaven!

Last Comic Standing...

Well, I did it. On Sunday I drove to NYC to audition for season 7 of NBC's Last Comic Standing. Did I make it? Will I be on TV? I couldn't say. I had to sign a confidentiality agreement. I will say Sunday was an interesting experience and I'd like to share some observations here.

I've been performing since I was a kid. I've worked fun audiences, tough audiences and even "no" audiences. For some reason, this "show" was different. Perhaps it was the potential for my first time in front of a national TV audience. Or it could have been the empty room. There was no one to connect with, just 3 judges and some production people who were in the back. Maybe it was the fact I was told how to start and where to face. No one but the camera in front of me. I was so nervous I was literally shaking. Looked like poor Dangerous Duck developed palsy. Given the circumstances and the set up, I still did what I do.

I also learned that "reality TV" isn't as real as people may think. Keep that in mind as you watch. There is a reason for everything that does, or doesn't happen.

Last Comic Standing Season 7 starts airing on NBC this June. Should be some great comedy this season. I'm sure there may be a few "weird" personalities as well. Not sure which I will be a part of - if I'm on at all...

Busy All Summer Long...

Can't believe I haven't posted since Indy. We've been dealing with a lot of snow here in the Baltimore area. Luckily, only one show was affected and it was postponed until the only open Saturday I had in March.

I feel so lucky to be doing what I love - making people laugh. Despite the turmoils I have gone through, getting on stage and being caught up in an infectious laugh is exhilarating. Laughter is truly the best medicine. And maybe that is why I have been so busy.

My summer schedule is filled. I've never been able to say that this early in the year. Even then, I would usually have a week to rest at some point. Not in 2010. I have a day or two between each event - which will see me driving from state to state.

My summer officially starts June 18 when I return for a five night stint at Beach Street USA.
I leave there to run to Michigan for my third year at the Michigan Balloon Challenge Festival from June 25 - 27.

My second stint at Beach Street USA runs July 1 - 11 - then I head over to Ft. Mitchell, KY. for the VentHaven International Ventriloquist Convention. I will appear on the Wednesday Night Show with fellow vent David Crone and master puppet maker Steve Axtell.

After VentHaven I'm off to NJ for my second year at the Burlington County Fair. From there I hop over to start the next day and run a week at the Lebanon Area Fair in Pennsylvania. A day off to get to Knoebels Amusement Resort, where I work for a week - then I start the Clinton County Fair. After Clinton, I return to Beach Street USA from August 17 - 31.

If you are in the area, come out and laugh with me!

Time...

As I write this, I am at the Hilton Gardens in Indianappolis. When I climbed off the plane yesterday it was 18 degrees. But it was a dry cold...

I constantly hear from other ventriloquists about their adventures in the sunny tropics aboard their latest cruise. I get to freeze. That's not to say I don't get to head South, but usually it is the middle of summer when it is so hot you catch fire walking outdoors. Or hurricane season.

The last couple of entries discussed a situation I am currently facing. I'm not certain how much it has improved, but everyone involved seems to be working on it. It will take a lot of time, and patience. In the meantime, I have a corporate show this evening, then fly home to work on things again. I'm tired.

You've Got To Laugh

There have been some moments of light since my last post. They were shattered by more darkness. It is tough to go on-stage, completely torn inside, and trying to make people laugh.

Last night was about 14 minutes of true accomplishment. I did my job. You've got to laugh, because sadness can overwhelm you. Thankfully last night the audience gave me as much therapy as I was able to provide them.

Right now, I am giving space to someone who needs to do a lot of inner reflection. I am purposely not contacting this person. I'm not sure it is the right move, but it is the only way I can think of to make them think about what can be lost. When I offered my support, they slipped immediately back into old destructive patterns.

I am currently surrounded by long time friends who are providing me their support and I want to thank them. Again and again.

Alcohol Kills

I've read about alcoholism. I've seen the problems it can cause. I've seen extended family members deal with it. This week it finally touched me in a most unpleasant way.

No, its not me personally, but someone very close. Its killing a relationship that I've valued for years. And the truth is, I'm not certain the alcohol is to blame entirely, or if that allowed issues to reach the light of day so they had to be examined. One thing is certain - I'm not looking forward to the period ahead.

2010 Looking Good!

Only a few days in and I've got "flying dates" on my calendar which means I get to travel! I just scheduled the first of my Beach Street dates for the summer. I will be performing there June 11 - 22. If you are interested in visiting Virginia Beach, come and see me then. It's still early - but I've got a good feeling about 2010!

Technology

Wow, I am finally just behind the wave! After years of feeling a phone should be a phone, my "personal device" is now able to answer e-mails, check my calendar and surf for trivial information - all with just a touch of my grimy, screen smudging finger. I'll be out of touch for a while until I learn how to use it!